We’re Not Hignorant No More ‘Cuz We Got the Hinternet, a Bluegrass Melody

Oh Ah’m not Ignorant no more!
Ah’m a skeptic like Voltaire!
If’n Ah don’t know it, well you can just go and shove it
Ah will just doubt that it is true-oooo!

Oh Ah’m not Ignorant no more!
Ah can search for quotes and win this war
Ah don’t have to read and study so to sound like Studley Dudley
Ah’m not Ignorant no more!

Oh we’re not Ignorant no more!
We got th’ Hinternet by Gor!
Obama is Muslim Sarah Palin is real smart
You can light a Mentos with a fart!
We’ll kill all the professors who needs them slick ole basters
‘Cause we’re not ignorant no more
[We’re real smart]
We’re not ignorant no more
[Professor there’s the door]
We’re not ignorant no moooooo-rre
[Git along, now git.]

17 Dec 2010 Edward G. Nilges. Moral rights have been asserted so git along now.

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One Response to “We’re Not Hignorant No More ‘Cuz We Got the Hinternet, a Bluegrass Melody”

  1. Our girl Sarah Palin would be an excellent director of NASA. She can see the moon from her backyard!

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