A Note on Saving Western Civilization

Newt Gingrich now says he’s trying to save Western Civilization.

I got a hair up my ass about saving Western Civilization from the Paganorum thirty-five years ago, so I ruined the poor girl’s life.

This Republican primary is what it must be like for some female to have to listen to her drunken husband’s bullshit on the phone at three o’clock in the morning, or to be forced to read my collected Works (gesammelte Schriften) on the Trans-Siberian Express, as opposed to dipping into them at Starbucks’s for the amusing or naughty bits, and the pix of hot girls.

Edward G. Nilges, “Detail of State of ‘Peter’s Crazy Aunt Dances on the Strand to the Music of Bach, and the Sweet Zy-deco Sounds of Clifton Chenier, the King (le Roi) of the Bayou’ as of Jan 20 2012”, acrylic on canvas, 60*80 cm

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