The Wanchai Rondelei

Ding Ding, Mango, and all the girls of Wanchai,
Say to me, hey Mister you cute but you is old guy!
Maybe you got LengZai cute Handsome Boys
We wanna make them our wonderful Toys!

Fan Fan, Bling Bling and all the girls of Wanchai
Say to me, hey Mister, don’t make us all cry!
You got any kids equipped with a “peter”?
We take ’em all night and we turn off the meter!

Them girls from Mei-Guo they are fat and demanding
They want cuddling, attention and big understanding
We want five hundred dollah right between our two tits
Wait a minute that Hong Kong money! Your budget it fits!

Yo Yo Ki Ki and all the girls of Wanchai
Say to me you not need us satisfy!
You go ‘way and meet an old girl
Take her to opera and give her bling bling with pearl!

We all like our work and instead of a Jerk
Howz ’bout a guy with your genes? It gonna work!
We want your kids to fly to Hong Kong
And be gentle and good with us, this is our song!

7 Feb 2012 Edward G. Nilges. Moral rights have been asserted, paradoxical as that may seem.

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