Archive for Peter’s Crazy Teacher

Workout Log 9 July 2012

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on July 9, 2012 by spinoza1111

20 minute swimming and water dancing at Hung Shing Yeh beach on another beautiful morning. These mornings just drop from the sky onto us “by the will and permission of all-ruling Heaven”.

Edward G. Nilges, “State of Cartoon for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Teaches Us Gym or Mathematics, Peter’s Crazy Teacher Admonishes Us, and Teaches Us the Way of All Things’ as of 9 July 2012”, charcoal, 60×40 cm. Copyright 2012 by Edward G. Nilges. Moral Rights asserted.

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Peter’s Crazy Teacher #6 (Gym Class)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 28, 2012 by spinoza1111

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Edward G. Nilges, “Chiaroscuro Study #1 for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us Mathematics or Physical Education, She Admonishes Us, Teaching Us the Way of All Things'”, pen, pencil, A4 Size 29 April 2012. Moral Rights asserted by the Artist.

Edward G. Nilges, “Chiaroscuro Study #2 for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us Mathematics or Physical Education, She Admonishes Us, Teaching Us the Way of All Things'”, pen, pencil and Gimp modification for the green tone and white highlights, A4 Size 29 April 2012. Moral Rights asserted by the Artist.

Backstory: Peter’s Crazy Teacher was teaching us our Maths but was asked to teach a substitute class in Gym. So wow she shows up in her grubbies! Ai-Yah! The Principal was at his windows with binoculars and all the boys were like uuuunnngggggghhhhh! The Discipline Teacher approached her kindly at the end of the class and said that next time she has to wear full length sweat pants and a top!

We all did Jane Fonda and then we swam! Funnest gym class I have ever had! No competition for she seems to realize that competitions favor boys born in January and February, since they are the biggest!

We all love Ka Yan! Let’s make a Facebook page so she gets rehired!

Her black hair should frizz a bit for her Ancestors come from all over the world.

Peter’s Crazy Teacher #5 (Pandora)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 26, 2012 by spinoza1111

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Edward G. Nilges, “Study #2 for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us the Dance or Mathematics, She Admonishes Us, Teaching Us the Way'”, pen, pencil, A4 size 26 April 2012. Moral Rights asserted.

Edward G. Nilges, “Study #3 for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us the Dance or Mathematics, She Admonishes Us, Teaching Us the Way'”, pen, pencil, A4 size 26 April 2012. Moral Rights asserted.

Her feet leave not the human stain
For the Dance reconciles the pain
And makes us whole again
In sunshine or in rain.

Peter’s Crazy Teacher #4: the Green Man Teaches Art in Prison

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on April 24, 2012 by spinoza1111

Edward G. Nilges, “Schema for ‘Whether Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us Math or the Dance, She Also Admonishes Us, and She Teaches Us the Way'”, 24 April 2012, pencil on paper. Moral rights have been asserted so don’t even THINK about using this without attribution!

The Green Man Teaches Art in Prison

Men! Find the artist within, especially if you are under court supervision! It’s called sublimation and it is part of civilization. I know you think you are tough guys but where life is nasty brutish and short you won’t last a minute!

When drawing the naked female, behave yourself, and don’t worry about breasts. They are not circles, anyway, they are fatty triangles and just one more cancer risk made for feeding babies.

If you are one of those artists that gets the Line right the first time, knock yourself out: but most of us are like the British artist David Hockney. We can’t draw and must Find the Form using girlie swirly lines like my Mom did when she would draw us kids!

Art ain’t knowin’ how to draw! It’s your Daemon! It’s your Wound! Let it Bleed!

Edward G. Nilges, “Sketch Notes for the Doctor”, 24 April 2012, pencil and pen on paper. Moral rights have been asserted so don’t even THINK about using this without attribution!

Peter’s Crazy Teacher #3

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 20, 2012 by spinoza1111

Edward G. Nilges, “Even When Peter’s Crazy Teacher Ka Yan Teaches Us Maths, She Admonishes Us As To the Way Of All Things”, pencil & ink on paper, A4 size, 20 April 2012. Moral rights asserted, so don’t get gay with me or you’ll regret it.

There are such subtle planes in her face and she tilts it so subtly.